The Amazing Dinovember Parents
Every year, My wife and i devote the month of November to convincing out children that, while they sleep, their plastic dinosaur toys come to life.
It began modestly enough. The kids woke up to discover that the dinosaurs had gotten into a box of cereal and made a mess on the kitchen table.
The next morning, the dinos had climbed onto the kitchen counter to raid the fruit bowl.
The morning after that, they had managed to breach the refrigerator and help themselves to a carton of eggs. “Uh-oh,” we heard our girls whisper. ‘Mom and Dad are not going to like this.’
Things quickly escalated from there. More often than not, the dinos’ antics were less than tidy. They are dinosaurs, after all.
The dinos discover that they are actually prehistoric birds, and overreact.
The dinosaurs get into the house plants and go a little tribal
We hunt and find food plentiful
You aren’t Dinobots, are you?
This is why we can’t have nice things.
Last night we shut the dinosaurs in a box to keep them from defacing more walls. They broke out—all except for Steggy. He’s gained a few pounds.
On movie night, the dinos explore family dynamics and paternity issues.
Last night, the dinosaurs attempted to prepare a midnight snack. Also, a ketchup keg-stand.
Mom and Dad—the dinos destroyed the whole world!
Accidental Ice Age.
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